Something New for You… ✨
I was writing Tumbled (it was my serialised memoir1) for what feels like eons. It started as the story of moving home after 25 years away — two kids, one great love, one freezing house, a lot of chaos, and a very long to-do list.
Somewhere in the middle of all that bloody Parkinson’s popped in.
And PD got in the way.
But now, Tumbled is complete, ok not at all BUT it’s finally an ebook. It’s chaotic, funny, sweary, and very, very real… and I’ve added two brand new chapters to bring you right up to date:
The moment everything changed.
Where I am now, and where I’m headed next.
This ebook is my way of saying thank you.
If you become a paid subscriber, it’s yours 💞
Why Go Paid?
Because this is more than a newsletter — it’s an ongoing story.
Every month, I send out my diary: tiny snapshots of life in all its ridiculous, painful, joyful mess. Some of it looks like this:
Thursday – 2:22pm
One entire day of sunshine in Aberdeen. Drank overpriced rosé in the park, ate crisps straight from the bag like feral children. My body opened like a flower. For one glorious evening, I forgot I had Parkinson’s.Wednesday – 5:47pm
My foot curled today in a way that felt medieval. I stared at the bruise for ages. Like a continent on some other map where pain lives rent-free.Sunday – 5:05pm
Sat on a park bench watching a man juggle badly and laugh every time he dropped something. It felt… metaphorical.
The diaries are for my subscribers. They’re the real-time chapters. The bits that don’t make it anywhere else.
How to Get the Ebook
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Read the story all in one place!
Stay for the diaries - chaos, love, wine, bruises, pigeons called Jeremiah and all.
All the normal newsletters as well :)
Technically it’s the internet’s only Parkinson’s rom-com…no longer available online.