Hawkward..🫤

Where Emma is not as organised as....

Well, well, well. Aren't I the disappointment!?

Yeah suck it up…my life is happening.

Erm

… yes. Well, I do have a valid excuse for not giving you an on-time or a good newsletter.

Bite ME.

But in a moment of brilliance, I remembered that I wanted to tell you that I had lots of exciting things planned to share with you this week. But dearest reader, I’m not as reliable as I’d like to be.

So what really happened? Was this a violent deep horrible attack upon my floor? Yeah so sometimes when one of your dogs is becoming elderly this is the result.

The disgusting surprise is that it’s quite a powerful scent it turns out. That sort of sickly scent. Yeah, for no apparent reason, our dog is decided when she’s not getting her way she pisses on our bedroom floor - a statement indeed. I love 4 am for so many reasons…thank you dystonia…but dog strench is a new exciting one.

I love my dog. I love my dog. I love my dooooooooooog.

Yeah, and it is only Thursday.

So I’m going to remind you to set your teenage children up for parenting the dog.

This week I have managed ( rather accidentally) to persuade my oldest child to have the dog in her room all night and then take her out at 6 am for her ablutions.

So you must acknowledge a win here.

I shall improve contact as they say…..

As ever do take care,

E xx

P.S. I am making you some exciting Who Stole Dopamine? merch annnnd I am running a comp to win stuff… cos I’m kick ass. Anyway stick with me darlings, it ain’t all bad